With a body out of control, no money, no career, no permanent home, Lifeslurper attempts to redress twenty years of adult life lived in total eclipse. In love for the first time, Lifeslurper looks to the future with a new sense of hope and a frantic reimaging of long lost dreams. Oh and she wants to have a baby before she turns 45.
Can energy lost ever be recovered?
Join Lifeslurper as she learns to be and accept who she truly is.
Cast of Lifeslurper:
Lifeslurper – A 43 44 year old woman living in Australia and enduring infertility the best she can.
Wobbles – Lifeslurper’s gorgeous yet rather vague partner.
Squeak – Wobbles’ haughty kitty cat has escaped plain label hell with the arrival of Lifeslurper. Sometimes known by her alias of Kitty Karlisle.
Dr. Cutey MD. – Lifeslurper’s young yet long suffering general practitioner.
Dr. Loverley – Young, enthusiastic and hopeful. Enter fertility specialist No. 3.
Nurse Loverley – An important part of Dr. Loverley’s team.
Professor Doofus – Nearing retirement and completely unenthusiastic. That was fertility specialist No. 1.
Jodie - Help is at hand. Lifeslurper finds herself a fertility coach extraordinaire.
Mrs Vile Tonic – The naturopath who brews potions not made of sugar and spice or anything nice.
Nanny Lifeslurper – Elderly mother of Lifeslurper. Eccentric and likes to experiment with new vegetarian recipes for Wobbles. The only family member in on the secret infertile world of Lifeslurper.
Contact Lifeslurper:
Lifeslurper is happy to accept emails, bribes and donations at:-
lifeslurper AT fastmail DOT com DOT au
