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Lifeslurper resides in a big brown land called Auuustralia. Her early years remain a mystery cloaked in a veil of depression.

Age 42 Lifeslurper meets the vague but gorgeous Wobbles. “What took him so long to arrive?” She asks.

They make their way together in the world just fine, but are not fine to make a baby – not without some outside help. Enter ART and 2008 the year of 4 IVF cycles & one lousy big fat negative.

Lifeslurper is now 47 years old! Time for a baby is running out fast, so too is her sanity. Now it's 2011 - Lifeslurper & Wobbles have moved into top baby making gear. Donor Egg Cycles are the way to go, after a long pause to take stock after a glorious donor egg BFP & the subsequent loss. This year saw 2 cancelled FET cycles, & and menopause causing delays.

Where to from here? After 10 cycles Lifeslurper & Wobbles now await their WobblyBub who is due in May 2012 - actually make that...um....*sigh*...what's the point?

Lifeslurper loves Stephen

 

 

It is no secret at the Lifeslurper Spa resort that she has a huge crush on Stephen Colbert. A favourite segment of The Colbert Report is Cheating Death with Dr Stephen Colbert DFA. Okay, so it is an honorary doctorate in fine arts, doesn’t stop Stephen spruiking medical products from Prescott Pharmaceuticals with his usual gusto. Point is, Stephen and his ‘pretend’ conservative news program actually manages to make better sense of women’s health and how we spend years avoiding pregnancy only to find when we want to well, you know the story……

Enjoy!

 

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