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Lifeslurper resides in a big brown land called Auuustralia. Her early years remain a mystery cloaked in a veil of depression. Age 42 Lifeslurper meets the vague but gorgeous Wobbles. “What took him so long to arrive?” She asks. They make their way together in the world just fine, but are not fine to make a baby – not without some outside help. Enter ART and 2008 the year of 4 IVF cycles & one lousy big fat negative. Lifeslurper is now 45 years old! Time for a baby is running out fast, so too is her sanity. What’s the plan for 2009? No one is really quite sure. Join Lifeslurper and Wobbles as they dither some more.

Baby Inertia

Lifeslurper and her motivation went their separate ways some years ago. The breakup was less than amicable. Neither party can trace the exact date that things began to go wrong. Subsequent countless attempts at reconciliation have all failed. 

I have to admit I think more frequently about the issue of motivation (and my lack of it) [...]

Resisting the IVF struggle

Everyday I rejoice at my good fortune at meeting the delightful Wobbles. Seems we are a pretty good fit. So we met when I’d endured close to the twenty years of lonely single living punctuated with a progressively worse group of waster, loser, user, liar, and scoundrel men.

Lifeslurper loves Stephen

The Colbert Report

Cheating Death – Women’s Health

Ron Paul Interview
Bob Barr Interview
Green Screen
Bill O’Reilly Interview

 

 

Baby or Highway

It was never supposed to happen like this.

 

Today as my state and country observes a National Day of Mourning for the victims of the fires three weeks ago, I find myself launching head-long into a different kind of grief.