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Lifeslurper resides in a big brown land called Auuustralia. Her early years remain a mystery cloaked in a veil of depression. Age 42 Lifeslurper meets the vague but gorgeous Wobbles. “What took him so long to arrive?” She asks. They make their way together in the world just fine, but are not fine to make a baby – not without some outside help. Enter ART and 2008 the year of 4 IVF cycles & one lousy big fat negative. Lifeslurper is now 45 years old! Time for a baby is running out fast, so too is her sanity. What’s the plan for 2009? No one is really quite sure. Join Lifeslurper and Wobbles as they dither some more.

Little frustrations

When is the time to admit that you might be slowly going out of your brain?

When is the quiet desperation in which we live something that needs greater attention and care?

Today I caught a taxi ride to my local shopping centre. It was the first time I had left the house in over a week. [...]

A message from the pink and white one….

Things have been tense in the Lifeslurper Spa Resort since going our separate bloggy ways.

The demanding pink and white one has used not so gentle persuasion techniques to convince me to mention that the Festival of Teddy is currently taking place.

Only there will these shots make sense……

Teddy Lifeslurper has left the building!

Click here to read more about Teddy Lifeslurper’s new adventure. 

I read the news today, oh boy…..

Readily admitting most of my dramas are self made is simple fact. Years of inner-reflection have been useful on many levels, yet today I find myself completely ill-equipped to deal with events outside of my experience and control.

 

When disaster strikes [...]