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Lifeslurper resides in a big brown land called Auuustralia. Her early years remain a mystery cloaked in a veil of depression.

Age 42 Lifeslurper meets the vague but gorgeous Wobbles. “What took him so long to arrive?” She asks.

They make their way together in the world just fine, but are not fine to make a baby – not without some outside help. Enter ART and 2008 the year of 4 IVF cycles & one lousy big fat negative.

Lifeslurper is now 47 years old! Time for a baby is running out fast, so too is her sanity. Now it's 2011 - Lifeslurper & Wobbles have moved into top baby making gear. Donor Egg Cycles are the way to go, after a long pause to take stock after a glorious donor egg BFP & the subsequent loss. This year saw 2 cancelled FET cycles, & and menopause causing delays.

Where to from here? After 10 cycles Lifeslurper & Wobbles now await their WobblyBub who is due in May 2012 - actually make that...um....*sigh*...what's the point?

Greatest media infertility myths

Lifeslurper is surely feeling the response to reader’s thoughts on the previous post, The Greatest Infertility Myths and Clichés. I had to admit, thanks to high-levels of secrecy aimed at avoiding future embarrassment, when that baby does not ‘materialise’ after a lengthy round of IVF cycles, I am mostly free of the stupid things people say to those suffering from infertility.

‘Baby?’ I will be able to deflect anyone who dare suspect; ‘what baby?’

Being mostly free of these personally directed clichés means I have more time to direct most of my anger towards the way the media portrays infertility.

Media attitudes towards IVF conceived babies are possibly my main motivation towards my IVF secrecy. I want to keep my potential child free of school yard taunts of “test tube” or “designer” based on media spread IVF ignorance.

Just how often do I have to read a newspaper headline which screams ‘designer baby’ in reference to ART conceived children? Recent coverage of the 30th birthday of the world’s first IVF baby unleashed a whole slew of ‘test tube’ references. Continue reading Greatest media infertility myths