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Lifeslurper resides in a big brown land called Auuustralia. Her early years remain a mystery cloaked in a veil of depression. Age 42 Lifeslurper meets the vague but gorgeous Wobbles. “What took him so long to arrive?” She asks. They make their way together in the world just fine, but are not fine to make a baby – not without some outside help. Enter ART and 2008 the year of 4 IVF cycles & one lousy big fat negative. Lifeslurper is now 45 years old! Time for a baby is running out fast, so too is her sanity. What’s the plan for 2009? No one is really quite sure. Join Lifeslurper and Wobbles as they dither some more.

Post Cycle Anxiety Disorder?

Teddy Lifeslurper wondered if the Crinone brand extensions had been a wise choice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is there such a thing as ‘post cycle anxiety disorder?’ If there isn’t already then I have just coined a name for what is probably a common condition.

Five spectacularly unsuccessful IVF cycles down and some strange things [...]

Piggy in the IVF middle

Lifeslurper is having a bad day week month.

There are about eighteen incomplete posts half written for this blog, most of them not worth publishing. Why, that has never stopped me before, I hear you ask.

I feel completely without inspiration and purpose. Twins states I continue to spend most of my existence in. Conditions this blog [...]

Almost (re)constructed Lifeslurper!

Okay, but for a few custom header image problems we are almost there!  Yes, I really want Lifeslurper Teddy to return, even if no one else does.

Hopefully the site looks vaguely elegant and a bit less crowded.

A few more things will be tweaked before Lifeslurper goes and has a good lay down.

Thank you for your [...]

Still under construction!

I hope there are still some readers out there!

The Lifeslurper facelift continues…slowly. Attempting any clever computer stuff is difficult when you don’t know your php from your ftp.

So works will continue for a few days yet.

Hopefully some improvements will be apparent soon. Efforts to repair various faults might take some time, what with this already [...]